The receptionist returned to work today after her leave yesterday. And she wasn't happy to see the senior officer had switched the unused flat screen computer with his junk with the excuse "My computer is too slow for me to use." The jerk has done all he could to make the junk faster but to no avail and I also don't know why he was docile in changing it. Everyone else was just speechless because whatever we do with the computer - installing antivirus, antispyware, programs, etc - needs permission from our manager. But Uncle [we called the senior officer that because he's the oldest] didn't request for permission even though the flat screen was not in used when my friend left. Uncle told us to keep quiet and we told him to bribe us with free lunch on Fridays. Haha.

The receptionist was quite furious to know that Uncle even took the scanner along with the flat screen when it is for communal use. She turned the junk on to investigate the slowness and we found out a lot of hmmm Not Safe For Work documents - porn pictures. We were all ooh ahh and glued to the screen. And then Uncle somehow cut and paste everything from his email messages to word doc and save it. No wonder his junk is slow - overloaded with documents. There were many many obsolete documents in his junk which further fed our curiosity. I advised her to delete those files before the manager found out. If she found out then she might impose a firewall on all of us because of him. That then won't be fair to us.

As she was deleting the Temporary Internet Files... my head was playing one of Ronan Keating' songs. And then she was telling everyone behind me about some movies and then there went my selective hearing...

She: Hey there's movies here too ... gee ...
Me: What??? Uncle acted in them is it?

Everyone laughed and I got no idea what movie she was talking. And then later I was told she meant blue film. Haha... The jerk and another friend commented I was saying it so innocently and naturally. Haha... It's my natural talent.

And now the junk is fast ... and we can't wait for the manager to come to see the changes in our office. I guess we are all waiting for a free show.

We are evil, amen.

Yes you are
Extremely even.
» Xboyz on 2007-10-24 04:14:17

Hahaha!! Being evil is nice.
» Nuttz on 2007-10-24 07:14:08

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